JOKES (Lame ones)



All out of boredom...


                     


- Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?            


- Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?            
          
            
- Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?            
      

- If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?            
          
         
- If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?            
           

- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?            


- If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?            
       
           
- If the FBI breaks your door down, do they have to pay for it?                     


- Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?                     


- Do they have the word 'dictionary' in the dictionary?            


- Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?    


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